My name is Jared Jarzik and I’m an Amazon hunter. I love my job. It has taken me to all corners of the galaxy, brought me wealth, fame and quite a bit of pleasure. I have a code of honor. I use weapons similar to those indigenous to the planet. Of course I give myself an advantage. I want to be paid not die. The species I hunt must be at least partially humanoid; of course it has to be female. I only kill what I am paid to kill. There are fringe benefits, sex being the most obvious. Sometimes I hunt, kill and fuck. Other times I hunt, capture, fuck, and then kill. Occasionally I will keep an exceptional specimen around as a pet.

Why, you ask would anyone need to hire an Amazon hunter? Lots of reasons; maybe the Amazons are claiming a valuable piece of real estate. This is the most common reason. A limited food supply is another. And some people just hate Amazons. I have nothing against them personally, in fact I love fucking anything Amazonian. Its just business. I must admit however, I do like witnessing a struggling female's last moments as she realizes death is near.

You’re interested in hearing about my experiences, you say. OK, you buy the booze and I’ll spin the tales. Let me tell you about one of my recent safaris to Rigel Seven. I prefer the one on one hunt or small groups of Amazons, but sometimes, entire populations are to be exterminated. This was one of those times